OK, so point the first: can we have a thousand fics where Scotty is always threatening to quit and Kirk learned his lesson this...
have you ever had a game you wanted to replay but then there’s just one part that you fcking HATE and it’s just not worth it
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He walked on and occupied his left hand with the spinning and twirling of...
“Why, he couldn’t be more than a few centimetres” - wait, Cardassians don’t use centimetres.
Well, if I’m going to come up with a measuring...
James Heller…fml…
Lmao Alex Mercer. James help me
My animal crossing character???
Niko Bellic. fuck
Does the entire cast of TF2 count as the main character?
hahahahahhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAH
John Marston.
Well, fuck.
Conet, my player character in Soulsilver
She has pokemon those are fucking dangerous
But I know WHY she’s hunting me
It’s because I forced her and her pokemon into bloodsport
Mario
I’m fucked
Myself.
From Terraria.
Uh, the best I’ve got is an axe and a musket, I think I can leg it.
My not-quite-psychotic-but-still-worryingly-close argonian paladin dovahkiin from Skyrim.
…
…
…
I am so fucked.
Well when Heavy catches me, it will be sexy times.
I can make Sandvich
Solly…. dear lordy at least it’ll be quick.
Medic.
Meh. I think I can take him.
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO ADD REAL QUICK: when I read this one-“Well when Heavy catches me, it will be sexy times.
I can make Sandvich”
I knew it was Mael without looking. And I was right. I love you, Mael.
….Scout.
Oh. I needed new nightmare material.
Unless of course we had funtimes afterward
My Lady Hawke D:
If it was my male mage Hawke I would be fine
And on the whole my lady rogue doesn’t kill people either if it can be helped but
She is getting increasingly ornery as she is romancing Fenris.
Basically I’m not in great shape here.
Also having the slenderman issue…
Starkiller… well fuck me sideways and call me a bitch why don’t ya?
…Raistlin Majere. Yeah, i’m hosed.
Chosen Undead from dark souls. It depends if they’re acting like ME when hunting me down. If so, I think I’m safe. Poor...
Juliet Starling from Lollipop Chainsaw …well,shit.
K-kirby!!?? D:
Meh, Yumme Nikki. Wait… UBOAAAA
Steve (?)? D:
minecraft Steve. I’m gonna be fine.
Batman, I guess some of my bones will be broken. :-/
Anikan Skywalker is hunting me down!? (sigh) dead no matter wat i do.
Shepard is dead so I’m good.
Link…fuck.
Cecil Harvey from Final Fantasy IV. Psh, he won’t kill me.
The Pyro class in TF2. I’m about to become BBQ and he/she’s gonna think he/she’s shooting bubbles at me. ;~;
The Dovahkiin. Who happens to be a Vampire Lord, and highly trained in melee as well as sniping with a bow from great...
Ezio nooooooo!
TF2. well shit
im so fucked
slender man
My Mage warden…so fucked. That bitch is crazy.
The Hero of Bowerstone. This does not bode well for me
So Cooking Mama is after me? Rad
Big Daddy from fucking Bioshock 2. D: That’s not even fair.
all nine classes in tf2? i think i’m just about dead
The courier. D: shit I heard some Vegas fella shot him dead and a few day later the courier returned from the dead and...
batman? the worlds greatest detective? im fucked
Issac Clark oh god I’m gonna get my limbs chopped off
Cinders is sadly lacking in martial skills, I think. *WHEW*
Main character of Assassin’s Creed….
…Cloud??
Sora from KH. Well shit.
I played Elder scrolls last. So I have a wood elf after me.
Hawke. A Female mage. But she’s pretty low key and usually willing to talk before the kill, so I think I’ll be okay.